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10 Awesome Valentine’s Day Gift Fails

By Rick Meyerson 1 min read

This one is for all the guys out there racing to find the perfect Valentine’s Day Gift. Although it might be a cliche, roses, chocolates and a nice Hallmark will do the trick every time. If you can squeeze in a nice dinner, all the better. Just don’t do anything you see here:

1. Cute, right? Yeah, it’s not going to work on many levels.

2. We get the reason for this but the words “tongue fur” should never be uttered to someone you love.

3. “Honey, please accept this computer mouse as a symbol of my love.” Or you can get divorced.

4. At least it is heart shaped.

5. Nothing says, “I love you” like a homemade Nicholas Cage Valentine Card.

6. “See, it’s funny. I got you chocolate and it’s in a scale because…” You won’t be able to finish that sentence.

7. This is a Valentine’s Day date that will surely be your last.

8. Your and your sweety’s face immortalized in chocolate. Yeah, no.

9. Okay, if she really likes Cheetos then go for it. If this is all you bring home, pack your bags.

10. Bacon flowers? Seriously? Actually, this could work.

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Prehistoric Bus-Size Crocodile Discovery Unearths Possible Links to Mass Dinosaur Extinction

Dash Cam Footage Shows Young Man Heroically Saving Stranger From Choking

90-Year-Old Grandma Replaces Rocking Chair With Water Skis

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This Plant Has Not Been Watered in Over 40 Years and It’s Still Growing

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