Tiger Cares Not for Your Car, Casually Steals Bumper

When you think of a robbery, the idea of having the bumper of your car stolen by a white tiger in the middle of a road would probably be the last thing you think of.

Well then you can file this under “Last Things You Would Ever Think About.”

The tiger in question was roaming a road in Beijing, China when it decided to commit this act of blatant larceny. The individuals within the car recorded the entire scene.

Now, one should question the basis behind this theft. After the tiger obtains its’ prize, it backs away, seemingly wondering what its next move should be. No one can be sure what its intention was, or what its plans were for the auto part.

The bumper has since been returned to its owners (albeit with more teeth marks than it originally had). The thief is still at large, and no charges have been placed yet.

I’d give the tiger the benefit of the doubt. Times are tough and that bumper may have turned into at least $10 at the pawn shop; enough for a hearty red steak at the supermarket.

At least the tiger isn’t like this canine phone thief.