This Wedding Guest Is Everywhere

Tradition holds that whichever single lady at a wedding catches the bride’s bouquet, she will be the next one married. There have been plenty of single ladies who have dived, thrown elbows and gotten downright nasty in pursuit of those flowers. Then there is “different priorities girl.” While the other bridesmaids were losing their minds at the flower toss, she was focused on her cosmo. The picture hit the internet, went viral and savvy photoshop users took over. The results are in:

1. The original:

2. “Yeah, she’s getting kissed by a sailor. Big whoop.”

3. “Okay, you all watch the terrorist take down, I’m gonna drink.”

4. “When you’re done with the drama, can I get another drinky?”

5. “Is this, like, history? Yeah… so over it.”

6. “No joke. I’m really thirsty.”

7. “First rule of fight club: BYOB.”

8. “Such a waste of perfectly good booze.”

9. “And you thought I drank too much red stuff?”

10. “Yeah, this guy is getting a little handsy.”