12 Epic Manicure Fails

By Rick Meyerson 1 min read

According to Crayola Crayons, there are only 120 shades of color worth noting. This includes 23 variations of red, 20 of green and 19 of blue. Lots to choose from. If you’re headed off to the nail salon for a mani, then you’ll probably get even more colors to pick from. Why stop at colors when you can add bling? Why stop at bling when you can add action figures? Yes, it’s time for “epic fails.” Today’s installment: nails. Guys, if you see some of these nails coming your way, run in the opposite direction.

1. The eyes are watching you through the fingers.

2. Not sure how you’re going to text with those things.

3. Is it the length or the bling that is the problem?

4. For those who have a sweet finger to go along with the sweet tooth.

5. Finger nails that read like a comic book.

6. Next time you need to hide your fingers in matzo crackers, use these nails.

7. Please tell me this is for a Halloween costume an not a wedding.

8. Just in time for spring.

9. I get it. They are octopus tentacles. Yeah… no.

10. Okay, somebody get this woman a slice of pizza! STAT!

11. It looks like Walt Disney threw up on your fingers.

12. The Swiss Army Knife of manicures.