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Harrison Ford Crashes Plane. The Internet Reacts

By Rick Meyerson 1 min read

Yesterday, Harrison Ford crashed his single engine plane onto a golf course shortly after take off. The world held it’s breath for news of the beloved Hollywood icon. When word came that he would be okay, the Internet breathed a sigh of relief. Then they got busy. Here’s what happened:

1. Breaking News: Harrison Ford removed from crash scene.

2. Witnesses sighted a baby weasel as leading cause of crash.

3. Police release sketch of suspicious person fleeing the airspace.

4. The world waited for news of Ford’s injuries.

5. A far far away view of crash scene.

6. Actual quote from the scene…

7. Purported pictures of moments just before the crash.

8. Longtime pal Chewbacca released a statement.

9. Rescue workers clean up after the crash.

10. View from inside the plane’s cockpit.

11. Golf course “looky-loos” swarm the scene.