#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots Will Have You ROFL With These Delightful Trumpisms
Movies| | By Jason Owen
"Say what you want about these Sith guys- they weren't afraid to take the gloves off & win. Not like what we have." #trumpexplainsmovieplots— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) August 18, 2016
Trump really doesn’t like captured soldiers, OK?
So they storm the beach, trying to recover this captured private. Bad film. I like people who weren't captured ok? #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots— Travon Free (@Travon) August 18, 2016
The wizarding world of Harry Potter gets some Trump treatment:
Saving Private Ryan? I prefer soldiers that don't need rescuing, disgusting. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots— Scott Turner (@scottwturner00) August 17, 2016
Children’s classics aren’t off limits:
Biff—great guy, good friend of mine—they ruin his life! Doc and Marty—total losers. Can't win without time machine. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots— Alex Gookin (@_AlexGookin) August 18, 2016
But would Trump destroy the “One Ring?” He loves gold, after all.
Scar – strong leader, respected. Jungle going great. Now? A mess! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) August 18, 2016
Monsters are everywhere:
Little Frodo, very small guy, tries to destroy a ring, it takes forever, total loser. I'd do it quicker, believe me #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots— Trevor Donovan (@TrevDon) August 18, 2016
The Darth Vader comparisons just keep on coming:
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots Big lizard, who happens to be, we believe, Mexican, destroys Tokyo because it doesn't have a wall.— JoeSentMe.com (@joesentme) August 18, 2016
Lincoln picks judges, nothing you can do, folks. Although the Second Amendment people—maybe there is. I don’t know. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots— Gary Foss (@garyvfoss) August 18, 2016