Dad Gets Tooth Fairy Duty and Pens Hilarious Must-Read Letter
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Scarlett’s stepfather, Adrian, filled the letter with puns and gave us a little insight into the tooth fairy’s world. Check out the letter below.
“Dear Scarlett, “You couldn’t wait until I was back from my holidays? There I was, sitting on a beach in Bermuda sipping a very alcoholic (but not too sugary) drink, when I get a text from one of my gumshoes telling me one of your pearly whites has escaped!! “Bleeding marvelous! “(See what I did there?) “So then I’m on a boat, then a taxi, then a plane, followed by another taxi, a train, a replacement bus service, an uber, a unicycle and a tractor (don’t ask) — all to give you a measly two quid! Normally I make good money on teeth (unless I get done for incisor trading!), but this time I am seriously out of pocket. “Plus, I missed the beach barbecue and there was a cute leprechaun I had my eye on! “Ah well. “So, here you go! Here’s your cash. Spend it wisely!! No sweets or sugary drinks. I’m heading back to Bermuda and I have to be quick as my tractor leaves in five minutes. “If your other tooth comes out over half term do me a favor and glue it back for a bit! Let me have the rest of my holiday! This is a stressful job — some days it’s like pulling teeth! — And I need a break. “All the best, blah blah “TF”Dawson put the letter on Twitter where it was quick to go viral.
Dawson even sent a follow up tweet sharing that her daughter was “over the moon” about the note.
This is what happens when you let your husband write the tooth fairy letter 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/uIjECZA8Lk— Kellie Dawson (@BigFashionista) October 22, 2016
Good luck with the next letter, Adrian!
@dolly_clackett BEST stepfather ever. She's over the moon— Kellie Dawson (@BigFashionista) October 22, 2016