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Dad Gets Tooth Fairy Duty and Pens Hilarious Must-Read Letter

By Margo Gothelf 2 min read
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Source: Kellie Dawson @BigFashionista
Source: Kellie Dawson @BigFashionista

When you were little, you probably received numerous visits from the tooth fairy. However, after a few times, the tooth fairy probably started to get a bit lazy and slow down with the long letters.

However, this isn’t the case for Kellie Dawson’s daughter Scarlett. When Dawson’s daughter lost her tooth, the “tooth fairy” decided to take her letter to the next level. Dawson put her husband in charge of the letter and he produced a tooth fairy note that will go down in history.

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Scarlett’s stepfather, Adrian, filled the letter with puns and gave us a little insight into the tooth fairy’s world. Check out the letter below.

Source: Kellie Dawson @BigFashionista

“Dear Scarlett,

“You couldn’t wait until I was back from my holidays? There I was, sitting on a beach in Bermuda sipping a very alcoholic (but not too sugary) drink, when I get a text from one of my gumshoes telling me one of your pearly whites has escaped!!

“Bleeding marvelous!

“(See what I did there?)

“So then I’m on a boat, then a taxi, then a plane, followed by another taxi, a train, a replacement bus service, an uber, a unicycle and a tractor (don’t ask) — all to give you a measly two quid! Normally I make good money on teeth (unless I get done for incisor trading!), but this time I am seriously out of pocket.

“Plus, I missed the beach barbecue and there was a cute leprechaun I had my eye on!

“Ah well.

“So, here you go! Here’s your cash. Spend it wisely!! No sweets or sugary drinks. I’m heading back to Bermuda and I have to be quick as my tractor leaves in five minutes.

“If your other tooth comes out over half term do me a favor and glue it back for a bit! Let me have the rest of my holiday! This is a stressful job — some days it’s like pulling teeth! — And I need a break.

“All the best, blah blah

“TF”

Dawson put the letter on Twitter where it was quick to go viral.

This is what happens when you let your husband write the tooth fairy letter 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/uIjECZA8Lk

— Kellie Brown (@BigFashionista) October 22, 2016

Dawson even sent a follow up tweet sharing that her daughter was “over the moon” about the note.

BEST stepfather ever. She's over the moon

— Kellie Brown (@BigFashionista) October 22, 2016

Good luck with the next letter, Adrian!

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