Get Inside Bernie Sanders’ Head with This Hilarious Twitter Parody Account

By Jason Owen 2 min read

Months ago, a little-known Senator from Vermont entered his name for the Democratic nomination for President of the United States. After months of campaigning behind a consistently strong populist message, Bernie Sanders has now become a household name in politics, and may once again up-end the Democrat’s political establishment.

And like many of the hottest trending topics around the country and the world, a parody Twitter account has been set up that is taking us inside the head of the political upstart.

The account was launched by author and comedian, Spencer Madsen, who wrote the book, You Can Make Anything Sad, which the publisher’s site claims is “34 pages longer than Mira Gonzalez’s, making it a better deal, in terms of paper.”

BACKSTAGE BETTER HAVE RICE PUDDING

— Bernie Thoughts (@berniethoughts) February 12, 2016

From Fader: “Spencer Madsen is a writer who will, with equal enthusiasm, tweet a selfie of his butt and write the sincerest, saddest line of poetry you’ve ever read.”

Paper Mag said the book is “as frequently hilarious as it is devastating.”

WHY INSTEAD OF DRAGONS WE HAVE ANIMALS LIKE THIS pic.twitter.com/ioNcvaR5Qm

— Bernie Thoughts (@berniethoughts) February 12, 2016

With that in mind, stepping into the mind of Bernie Sanders offers some truly hilarious observations on life.

Take a look at some of Madsen’s best Sanders lines, like random thoughts in the midst of a Democratic debate:

JUST REMEMBERED TO LOOK UP WHETHER RACCOONS ARE CATS OR DOGS BUT NOW'S NOT THE TIME

— Bernie Thoughts (@berniethoughts) February 12, 2016

There are important questions about food that need to be asked.

WHY MUST GREEK YOGURT BE STRAINED—WHY CAN'T IT RELAX

— Bernie Thoughts (@berniethoughts) February 8, 2016

EACH INDIVIDUAL FOOD SHOULD HAVE ITS OWN ORGANIZATION THAT YOU CAN WRITE TO AND COMPLAIN

— Bernie Thoughts (@berniethoughts) February 8, 2016

IS THE LINE BETWEEN SOUP AND SODA BLURRY TO ANYONE ELSE

— Bernie Thoughts (@berniethoughts) February 7, 2016

You can’t argue with this one.

ALL BREAD SHOULD ASPIRE TO BE BAGELS

— Bernie Thoughts (@berniethoughts) February 7, 2016

Or this. Cats secretly hate us.

IF CATS COULD SPEAK TO US THEY WOULDN'T

— Bernie Thoughts (@berniethoughts) February 7, 2016

Seriously, how old is Bernie?

FOUND MYSELF MUMBLING "CANNED YAMS MAY HARM HAMS" LIKE IT WAS ADVICE PASSED ALONG TO ME YEARS AGO BY A SHADOWY WISE OLD WARLOCK

— Bernie Thoughts (@berniethoughts) February 4, 2016

The Democratic senator has a lot of thoughts on cats.